Tom Cardy - Red Flags Превод текста

Red Flags

The date started off so well
Begin my night not expecting the fright of my life
She was perfect from what I could tell
How could I not see the danger right in front of me?
'My favourite food is fish'
'Baby, that's my favourite, too!'
'I love cartoon dogs'
'Baby, I love Scooby Doo!'
'Hey, girl what's your favourite film?'
She said 'The best movie of all
A masterpiece of art called
 
Human centipede
Human centipede
I think that I'm gonna get murdered tonight
 
Human centipede
Not ironically
She said 'The costume design was a highlight'
 
'I like it for the plot'
'Tell me what the plot's about?'
'German doctor sews three people ass to mouth!'
'Cool!'
 
Human centipede
Please, God, save me...
I think that's a red flag
I don't want to get stabbed
 
She said 'Human centipede is a tour de force'
I think 'Holy shit, I'm gonna be the main course...'
She said 'I admire the narrative of character growth'
I try to get the waiter's attention by blinking in Morse code
 
'Why are you blinking so much?'
'I've got something in my eye'
'Here, let me get it out'
'No, thank you, I don't wanna die'
'Bonjour, sir was blinking at me
Is this because your date is a freak?'
'No'
'Very good, then, bon appétit'
 
Stop hiding behind your silly made-up red flag
To not take a chance on the best relationship you've never had
Maybe, you're right and I'm looking for excuses
My heart got bruises
But I'm ready to choose this love
You could be my world, the love of my life
One day we'll get married and be husband and wife
With a tasteful ceremony
At the wedding of our dreams
Only if the wedding is themed...
Tell, what the theme's gonna be?
 
Human centipede
Human centipede
That way we could save on the catering bill
 
Human centipede
Only one mouth to feed
If you are the best man, you know the deal
Pucker up
 
I can finally open myself up to love
I can finally sew a mouth to a butt
 
Human centipede
Human centipede
 



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